humour – Secret Thoughts Within

Violence (Haiku)

Fear floods my senses violent sounds and smells ofevening flatulence 🤣🤣🤣

Extra Courage (aka Monday Morning)

I need some extra courage to face the day ahead When all I really want to do is spend the day in bed I need to dust this sleep off put my feet upon the floor Get my shit together and head out the front door I need some extra courage to do the thingsContinue reading “Extra Courage (aka Monday Morning)”

Awkward Sex

Bad bedroom lighting Somewhere a baby is cryingDinner on the breath Unshaved legs Can’t get the clasp undone Clumsy handsThis is not going the way we had planned Bodies not connecting like in the picture Should we move this way instead?Cramp in the thigh Give it another try This is not how it goes inContinue reading “Awkward Sex”