Awkward Sex

Bad bedroom lighting
Somewhere a baby is crying
Dinner on the breath
Unshaved legs
Can’t get the clasp undone
Clumsy hands
This is not going the way we had planned

Bodies not connecting like in the picture
Should we move this way instead?
Cramp in the thigh
Give it another try
This is not how it goes in the movies

Bumping teeth
Losing balance
Trying not to fall
Laughing at the awkwardness of it all
It’s just mediocre sex
One of those hilarious subjects.

13 thoughts on “Awkward Sex

      1. I bet you did! It sounds a bit like me ha ha only we don’t have a baby or a child. But we are disabled lol. Giggling my head off now! πŸ˜‚

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