I’m sorry, but I’m actually allergic to arrogant assholes. Originally published 12 May 2020. You can find the full A-Z of Alliteration Insults in my book, All Our Secrets. Believe me, it’ll make you smirk.
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People watching
Photo by Flora Westbrook on Pexels.com If I see you on the street, I will write you the most beautiful life. I will craft a story with your name highlighted as the protagonist. Trust me, I’ll ensure that every one of your dreams come true. You will realise that you have so many hidden talents.ContinueContinue reading “People watching”
Smooth
Photo by Samad Ismayilov on Pexels.com I saw you in your suit looking oh so fine Damn Boy I should know better.