Limited Edition Drop Bear

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I’m Your Limited Edition Drop Bear
Chilling in the trees
Waiting by the ocean
Enjoy the sea breeze.

I’m Your Limited Edition Drop Bear
Always ready to drop
If anyone messes with you
Then I’ll get that shit to stop.

I’m Your Limited Edition Drop Bear
Peaceful there is no doubt
But if anybody hurts you mate
I’ll scratch their eyes right out.

I’m Your Limited Edition Drop Bear
People better treat you right
Otherwise this dropping bear
Will glove up for a fight.

I’m Your Limited Edition Drop Bear
I am so cute and cuddly
Unless one soul crosses us
Then this shit’ll get ugly.

The name Drop Bears (aka Koalas) are a bit of an inside joke for Aussies. We like to scare visitors by telling them that amongst all the snakes, spiders, crocodiles etc, the Drop Bears are also pretty lethal. Which of course they are… wear face protection when walking outside, because they go for the eyes. They just sit in the trees looking all cute and shit and then BAM, they drop on you and it’s all over mate 😏

21 thoughts on “Limited Edition Drop Bear

  1. Oh my freaking GOD!!!! Hello this is so hilarious, the footnote to top it off made me laugh out loud. I love it!!!! Also we are on funny opposite ends of a poetry coincidence, as I swear I did not see this till now!!! Ha drop bear, looking all cute and shit hahahaha!! This one feels so “you” and I love it. πŸ’›πŸ’›πŸ’› (Ok I sound too exuberant again, now backing away smilingly hehe. πŸ€“πŸ€—)

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    1. Bahahahaha, I’m glad you liked it. I’m over here swearing and rhyming about Koalas while you’re over on your page writing profound truths and emotional revelations 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣 It is highly amusing πŸ™ƒ

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      1. Omg you are adorable. So so adorable. And very very kind about my words. πŸ€— But to me it’s the differences that are beautiful in a friendship. A lot of moodiness needs a lot of levity to balance it hehe. So keep hangin’ in that treeπŸ‘ŒπŸ’ž (till it’s time to drop haha!! 🀣🀣)

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  2. What a coincidence, I was reading Katy’s poem….and then I “saw” you & read your comment….Instantly, it made a click in me….which made me click on your name ….and “BAM” here I am turned into an instant fan….loving your unique writing….FYI, I don’t believe in coincidences….


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