Babe we’re having so much fun,
Rolling underneath the sheets.
It’s OK, we’ve got still got time,
Don’t have to keep things neat.
Shhh what was that sound?
I think he’s coming up the stairs.
Quickly put your t-shirt on,
Hide in the curtain by the bed.
His hand is on the door now,
I run my fingers through my hair.
I pretend there’s nothing going on,
But he stops and gives a glare.
“I thought I heard a noise” he says,
“I thought I’d better check”.
He starts to look around the room,
Oh god, help me, heck!
He turns to me accusing,
“I thought you were alone”.
He pulls the curtain exclaiming,
“Daddy what time did you get home?”