By way of introduction this series was made for ‘the joy of creating’. Enjoy a bit of silliness, it is utterly ridiculous. I will post one each day for four days.
I’m sorry, but I’m actually allergic to arrogant assholes.
I’m sorry, I boldly banish all belligerent *bastards.
I’m sorry, but I’m constantly cautious near confident cads.
I’m sorry, I defiantly denounce all demeaning dickheads.
I’m sorry, but I eagerly evacuate around exaggerating egotists.
I’m sorry, I frequently flee from flirting featherweights.
*In my country saying ‘bastard’ has nothing to do with birth situation. It means an unpleasant or despicable person. In my country…we also swear a lot.
That was utterly ridiculous. 🤣 Just kidding, really, it was fun to read.
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Haha, thanks Jared 😂😅
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Oh my god. You are so brilliant. I adore it… and you. :)) 💛 I have the urge to print this and hang it in the lavatory. (Sorry… I don’t know what brings me to use that loo-lorn lovely loquacious language. Something in the wondressness of your words… 🙏 :))
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Loo-lorn 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I never in a million years would have thought that I would create an A-Z of alliteration insults and put them on the internet for all to see 😂 Life is a funny thing and part of it makes me laugh.
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😆😆😆 You inspire me to new heights of water-closet language. 😂 And oh, tell me about it… I swear I NEVER thought I would be writing romantic poetry to a (/n imaginary?) beanstalk, for the world to see. Ever. But writing simple poems, and the wonderful community here, makes me so happy. And life’s too short. Also… I like to try to sneak some veggies into the pudding… ;)) 😁😉🤓
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Gotta have the veggies too 😆
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That’s lovely. In your country? Where do you belong from, Secret?
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Lovely? 😆 I don’t know if it’s lovely 😅
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Hahaha! Well, anything can be.
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🤨😏
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