By way of introduction this series was made for ‘the joy of creating’. Enjoy a bit of silliness, it is utterly ridiculous. I will post one each day for four days.
I’m sorry, but I’m actually allergic to arrogant assholes.
I’m sorry, I boldly banish all belligerent *bastards.
I’m sorry, but I’m constantly cautious near confident cads.
I’m sorry, I defiantly denounce all demeaning dickheads.
I’m sorry, but I eagerly evacuate around exaggerating egotists.
I’m sorry, I frequently flee from flirting featherweights.
*In my country saying ‘bastard’ has nothing to do with birth situation. It means an unpleasant or despicable person. In my country…we also swear a lot.