‘Sorry, not sorry’ Series (A-F)

By way of introduction this series was made for ‘the joy of creating’. Enjoy a bit of silliness, it is utterly ridiculous. I will post one each day for four days.


I’m sorry, but I’m actually allergic to arrogant assholes.

I’m sorry, I boldly banish all belligerent *bastards.

I’m sorry, but I’m constantly cautious near confident cads.

I’m sorry, I defiantly denounce all demeaning dickheads.

I’m sorry, but I eagerly evacuate around exaggerating egotists.

I’m sorry, I frequently flee from flirting featherweights.


*In my country saying ‘bastard’ has nothing to do with birth situation. It means an unpleasant or despicable person. In my country…we also swear a lot.

12 thoughts on “‘Sorry, not sorry’ Series (A-F)

  1. Oh my god. You are so brilliant. I adore it… and you. :)) ๐Ÿ’› I have the urge to print this and hang it in the lavatory. (Sorry… I don’t know what brings me to use that loo-lorn lovely loquacious language. Something in the wondressness of your words… ๐Ÿ™ :))

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    1. Loo-lorn ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ I never in a million years would have thought that I would create an A-Z of alliteration insults and put them on the internet for all to see ๐Ÿ˜‚ Life is a funny thing and part of it makes me laugh.

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      1. ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜† You inspire me to new heights of water-closet language. ๐Ÿ˜‚ And oh, tell me about it… I swear I NEVER thought I would be writing romantic poetry to a (/n imaginary?) beanstalk, for the world to see. Ever. But writing simple poems, and the wonderful community here, makes me so happy. And life’s too short. Also… I like to try to sneak some veggies into the pudding… ;)) ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿค“

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